Exploding Popcorn Candy
Exploding Popcorn Candy tastes like butter and starts popping as soon as it hits your tongue. This is the only way to get the two best parts of popcorn, butter and popping, actually in your mouth at...
View ArticleEdgar Allan Toe
One of our designers, Scott Heffernan, decided to take a picture of his son with this awesome Halloween dad joke using our Edgar Allan Poe Tattoos. Scott’s son has a temporary Poe toe! That little...
View ArticleDon’t leave home without the Emergency Horse Noisemaker
You’ve got the Horse Mask, but your whinnies are pathetic. It’s hard to creep people out when your horse sounds make everyone around you point and laugh. Use this Emergency Horse Noisemaker to push...
View ArticleThe Bacon-Scented Mustache is extra manly
Super charge your manliness with the Bacon-Scented Mustache. The gosh darn thing smells like bacon. All the bacon. Maybe you aren’t man enough to even wear it! But wearing it will make you so manly...
View ArticleGive yourself an Instant Audience
The Instant Audience electronic noisemaker puts the power of an audience in the palm of your hand! You just told the best joke anyone has ever told and the wet noodles around you aren’t even laughing....
View ArticleIntroducing the Bah, Hambug! Candy Cane
The Bah, Humbug! Candy Cane is designed to appeal to the grump/curmudgeon in your life. Even Ebenezer Scrooge has a sweet tooth. We all know someone who doesn’t enjoy the holidays, so why not give...
View ArticleHappy Thanksgiving!
How do you improve Thanksgiving? We recommend our Inflatable Turkey and Eagle Talons. Imagine playing living room turkey-volleyball with all your relatives and then delivering the turkey to the table...
View ArticleProtect your presents with the Gift Alarm
The Gift Alarm turns your Christmas tree into Fort Knox. Put this motion-detecting alarm on top of the presents under your tree and it goes off when snoops try and sneak a peek. The whole point of...
View ArticleGravy makes everything better, even candy canes
Is there anything gravy can’t do? No matter how bad a holiday meal is, you can always count on good old gravy to cover everything up and make it better. If it’s dry, gravy makes it juicy. We thought...
View ArticleNothing sparkles like the Lederhosen Unicorn Ornament
This shimmery, sparkling Lederhosen Unicorn Ornament is the most awesome ornament in the universe. It adds unlimited sass to any Christmas tree. People often ask us why our Unicorn Ornament is wearing...
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